I think it's funny that my idea of a sick burn is to kill 'em with kindness. Go above and beyond. Knock their socks off. I'll show you that I'm not just a government wonk. I'll call you and email you. I'll sign my email "Your Neighbor". That'll show you what a passive-aggressive, judgemental, condescending dick you are.
Or I'm rewarding you for being a passive-aggressive, judgmental, condescending dick by getting everything you want and more.
Or I'm being a hypocrite because I'm attempting to be just as passive-aggressive in return.
But it makes me feel better, so there's that.
