Sick burn

I think it's funny that my idea of a sick burn is to kill 'em with kindness.  Go above and beyond.  Knock their socks off.  I'll show you that I'm not just a government wonk.  I'll call you and email you.  I'll sign my email "Your Neighbor".  That'll show you what a passive-aggressive, judgemental, condescending dick you are.

Or I'm rewarding you for being a passive-aggressive, judgmental, condescending dick by getting everything you want and more.

Or I'm being a hypocrite because I'm attempting to be just as passive-aggressive in return.

But it makes me feel better, so there's that.