Who spends 90 minutes farting around on the computer so that they can run down the clock on an important job application?  This guy.

Who has applied for more jobs in the last week (2) than I have in the last six months and is about to pull out her because of it?  This guy.

Who is so sick and tired of being stressed, being broke and having lame, flaky friends that their normal pacifist self has morphed into a prototypical meat-head?


That's right.  This guy.



When I pay off my debts, I’m saving that money for a European tour.  I want to see France, dammit!


I frequently google stuff.  I frequently follow directions to “just google” some pretty obscure references.  I have, however, never failed to get said reference after said googling.

Until now.

I feel shamed.