Now, before you get ahead of yourself, let's be clear. I am in no way physically attracted to my cousins, in the slightest. For example, my female cousin on my dad's side? Looks exactly like Emma Watson:
Not bad, right?
As for my two male cousins, they are just as good looking, but have no dopplegangers, so you'll just have to trust me.
So obviously, if my cousins are all really, really, ridiculously good-looking, there must be a lot of good genes in my family. On both sides. But myself? I'd rate as squarely average. And you'd think since I'm the eldest, I would've had first pick, so to speak, of all these genes. And yet sadly, still average.
Where the hell did things go wrong?
